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Britney Spears, who was ejaculated into the face of the public’s consciousness when she was sixteen years of age, legal in the UK, illegal in the US but definitely worth it, died by her own hand today after suffering a karate chop depression.
She was devastated because public opinion had sidled up to Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, blew in their ear, sniffed their hair, and dropped aggressively soothing pills into their Alco-pops.
However, to many middle-aged male primary teachers with candy floss stuck in their beards and wanted posters across Thailand, Britney died when she hit her teens.
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Post first published 07 April 2009.
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You know i really admire Britney she’s one of my fans really coz she’s a good singer…..