Mitch Hedberg was a standup comedian who was known for his unconventional humor. He began his career in 1996 when he appeared on the MTV show Comikaze. The same year, he appeared on Late Night with David Letterman, which was where he got his big break. Hedburg's humorous efforts were rewarded in 1997 when he received won the Seattle Comedy competition.

Hedberg was satisfied doing comedy, but he wanted to showcase his other talents. In 1999, he completed a film called "Los Enchiladas." He wrote the script for the film, and he also produced it and had a starring role in it. Hedberg married Lynn Shawcroft in 1999. They seemed to be a match made in heaven because she was a comedian also.

Hedberg started using drugs very early in his life. One of his famous lines that he regularly used in his routine was "I used to do drugs, and I still do, I just used to, too." Hedberg joked about his drug usage, but that is what lead to his tragic death. He died on March 30, 2005 of a drug overdose. He was only 37 years-old.

Hedberg is gone, but he is certainly not forgotten. Fans can still catch his hilarious routines on DirecTV via Satellite911. There are also three albums that were released after Hedberg's death. He accomplished more at 37 than most people do in their entire lives. Hedberg brought the world laughter, which is what it needs more of today. There will never be another Mitch Hedberg. His comedic genius is something that cannot be replicated.

Here are 10 things that we are pretty certain you shouldn’t do in an interview:

• Scratch your arse. It may be a warm day and you have a tingling sweaty crack. But resist, it won’t look good you fiddling with your bumhole when been asked what you bring to the company.
• Much like the previous point, don’t pick your nose. Sitting their digging for gold won’t look good, even if you’re in the waiting room don’t do it – you never know who’s watching.
• Swear. It doesn’t sound good if they ask you to explain what you would bring to their company and your reply is “f*ck me, the question is what don’t I bring, im a f*cking genius!”
• Wear horrendous clothes. Dress appropriately, turning up in bright pink socks, baggy trousers, stained white shirt, flowery tie and a cap won’t set a good impression. Even if you have the dress sense of a colour-blind tramp normally, this is one day to make an effort.
• Smell of BO. Use a nice bit of aftershave, you don’t want to shake the hand of the interviewers smelling like a dogs wet belly.
• Smelly breath. Similar to BO, terrible breath will put people off. Chew on a nice minty chewing gum before hand and you’ll save your mouth smelling like a homeless scutters foot.
• Be gloomy. It’s important to smile and be seen as positive. They won’t employ some grim goth who seems like the only thing they are excited about is the world ending. Crack a smile, it can go along way to making them like you.
• Complement your interviewers personally. Saying “love your blouse” to the woman with the bust will just sound wrong, even if you are genuine. Complement the company, not the jugs.
• Give lots of answers to ‘What are your weaknesses’. Giving a list as long as your arm; “punctuation”, “grammer”, “using excel”, “communication”, “wetting the bed”, “eating bogeys”, “licking windows”. They will ensure you don’t get the position. You don’t want to make out your perfect, but go easy on the weaknesses.
• Make crude jokes. If you come across as a perv or seedy its game over, unless your going for a job to be an ‘adult performer’ perhaps, then be the seediest slimeball ever!

What other things do you think should never be done in an interview?

Their is an app for everything! And that includes incredible stats. One of my faves is the Blackberry App ’5001 Fun Facts’. You can download it now from Blackberry App World on your smartphone. It is also available on Android phones. On this page I have put some of the best ones!

 
∗ An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a radish into his rectum.

∗ In Atlanta, GA, USA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

∗ It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

∗ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour.

∗ Coca-cola is green without coloring.

∗ 0.3% of all accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

∗ Cows can have regional accents.

∗ A Cow farts enough each day to fill 30 party balloons.

∗ The average adult produces about half a litre of gas per day, which results in an average of about 14 farts per day – silent or violent!

∗ Crocodiles cannot stick their tongues out.

∗ Only 30% of people can flare their nostrils. Can you?

∗ 29% of people are virgins when they get married.

∗ 70% of dust in the home is from human skin.

∗ People photocopying their arse are the cause of 23% of all worldwide photocopier faults worldwide.

∗ In the White House there are over 13,000 knives, forks and spoons.

∗ Wet sand weighs less than dry sand.

∗ Most marine fish can survive in a tank filled with human blood.

∗ You can’t plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina, USA.

∗ 1 penny doubled every day becomes 5 million dollars in 30 days.

∗ Only 80% of women wash their hands when they leave the restroom.

∗ 30% of people refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

∗ Darwin married his first cousin.

∗ Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

∗ Ketchup was sold in the 1830′s as medicine.

∗ In the 1800′s people believed that gin could cure stomach problems.

∗ Nachos are the food most craved for by pregnant women.

∗ Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 US states.

∗ The UK eats more cans of baked beans then the rest of the world combined.

∗ A small airplane can fly backwards.

∗ Astronauts cannot burp in space. There is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

∗ February 1865 is the only month recorded in history not to have had a full moon.

∗ The bible is the most shoplifted book.

∗ World record: The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub was 99hours long.

∗ You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork then a poisonous spider.

∗ The average human will eat 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

∗ Some insects can live for up to a year without their heads.

∗ Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures.

∗ The average person has over 1460 dreams per year.

∗ In Hartford, Connecticut, USA, you may not, under any circumstances, cross the street walking on your hands.

∗ In some smaller towns in the State of Arizona, USA, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

 
Know of any that we don’t? They can be about the law, humans, animals, science, history or anything – get in touch with your findings! What are your thoughts on these crazy statistics? Share your opinion with other visitors in the comments section below.

If you are a big fan of the hit comedy show Little Britain then these avatars are a great way to show your love! You are welcome to use them on MSN, web forums, Yahoo, YouTube, gravatar, or anywhere else you please.

To download and use them please right-click on the picture you want and click the ‘Save image as…’ option so it saves to your computer. Then upload it to the website of your choice.

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If your friends love Little Britain too send them this link over so more people can have these funny characters as their profile. If you have more similar pictures mail them to us and we will take a peek.

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To support our niche we have developed a website template which is free for other bloggers to download. We call it ‘Comedy and Tragedy’ and I’m sure from the preview you can see why. Below that you will see the links to grab the full design, it is available in a variety of formats including WordPress.

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To celebrate the release of Meet The Parents: Little Fockers (at cinemas December 22, cert TBC) we are offering you the chance to win one of 10 Meet The Parents: Little Fockers mousemats and t-shirts.

The test of wills between Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) escalates to new heights of comedy in the third installment of the blockbuster series—Little Fockers. Laura Dern, Jessica Alba and Harvey Keitel join the returning all-star cast for a new chapter of the worldwide hit franchise.

It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam (Polo) and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get “in” with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack.  After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack’s suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back.

When Greg and Pam’s entire clan—including Pam’s lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson)—descends for the twins’ birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he’s fully capable as the man of the house.  But with all the misunderstandings, spying and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack’s final test and become the family’s next patriarch…or will the circle of trust be broken for good?

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Find out more at www.meettheparentsmovie.co.uk

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If you like a good audio book then this surreal story is worth a look. Written by Chris Wade, the veteran funny man Rik Mayall has now been used to turn it into an audio book. It is available now from iTunes and Amazon MP3 and has got some good reviews.

This unique story is an experiment in challenging conventional storytelling, twisting the English language into unnatural positions, deforming characters into twitching wrecks. A surreal mindbender with a shocking twist.

Not only is this story a laugh, it is also thought provoking and open to much interpretation. Ideal if you like to get a bit more out of a story rather then just finishing it and forgetting about it!

Here are a couple of preview clips so take a peek.

The stand-up comedians popular debut DVD, ‘Live At The Manchester Apollo’ is available to buy now from all good retailers and some rubbish ones. Fortunately we have 3 copies to give away in our free competition so you could bag it for free, in time for Christmas!

Check out the preview clip and if you like what you see pop your details into the form below for a chance of winning.

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The veteran British comedian is back with another release, this is the new Jethro DVD called ‘I Did It My Way’. This is your chance to win a copy in our free competition, it isn’t even available to buy until November 22nd!

Simply enter your details into the form below and you will be in with a shot. Just in time for Christmas!

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