Comments on: Milton Jones Quotes & Live Universe Stand-Up Jokes

By: paul

paul — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:06:59 +0000

at last! a comedian who does’nt swear AND is funny! (like comedians of the past). keep it up Milton! enjoy watching (and laughing) you on ‘Mock the Week’.

By: Conor

Conor — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:25:33 +0000

My sister has hay fever, she was recently diagnosed with diabetes, so i decided to cheer her up, you know flowers, chocolates..

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 13:32:36 +0000

Milton dare to venture to “Sunny” Rhyl. Great entertainer, very quick and clever especially in dealing with a heckler…never once resorted to a swear word

By: Andy knight

Andy knight — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:47:16 +0000

Moor, moor, moor!!!

By: Josh Pope

Josh Pope — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:04:03 +0000

What an amazing man. Have you ever laughed so much at one liner jokes? He’s my favourite comedian. I’m seriously loving the one liner thing! This page should be updated more!

By: Debbie Spencer

Debbie Spencer — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:15:40 +0000

Yes Jon I agree with you to ‘like’ Hope Bateman’s comment, Hope I love this man too, he makes smile before he opens his mouth…

By: Ron Bright

Ron Bright — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:54:20 +0000

Saw his show recently. Totally brilliant and not one swear word. Jimmy Carr, watch and learn

By: Jon

Jon — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 21:43:38 +0000

I wish it were possible to “like” Hope Bateman’s comment!

By: Hope Bateman

Hope Bateman — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 09:13:46 +0000

I love this one-liner king! He’s really attractive too, in my opinion. Yes, there is someone in this world who is madly in love with Milton Jones! I would like to have a shot at doing stand up comedy and he’s one of my idols. The weird guy with the shirts from Mock The Week has me falling at his feet! Lol! But really, I do like him x

By: Chris (Admin)

Chris (Admin) — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 09:05:00 +0000

This page has just been updated with more one-liners!