Arriving in 2008 this brilliant comedy has been a massive hit, making it all the way to the movies. Let’s relive some hilarious moments with some of the funniest lines and awesome Inbetweeners quotes from all the main characters. They are taken from all 3 series and The Movie.
- Simon – I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat.
Neil – More special then them twins that only wanted anal?- Will – You bumder! (to Neil’s dad)
- Jay – Wear your wellies Neil. Because you’ll be knee deep in Grammar school clunge.
- Gilbert – Well McKenzie, you see in my role as a non virgin I’ve got better things to be doing with my time.
Simon – This is a mans drink, if you don’t want it I’ll have it, and if you can’t take me like this well I’m sorry babes, but this is the package.- Jay’s dad – So you bank with the pig? (asking Jay if he’s had sex with Chloe)
- Will – Oh it was going quite well then she realised I’m a massive dickhead and pulled some other bloke.
- Neil – I don’t think I’ve ever been on the internet without having a wank.
Will – Old skool wedgie, squashing the balls now.- Jay – Nahhh I’m not allowed [to revise], teachers say cuz I’ve got a photographic memory it wouldn’t be fair on the other kids.
- Will – I thought it was a fart sir, I thought it was safe.
- Jay – Oh, I’m gonna have to go, got a missed call from Ralph Lauren.
- Simon – Do it, get big, get big. (whacking his wang)
Gilbert – Piss off and let me get this final piece of hell over with!- Neil – Yeah go on, muff before mates.
- Jay – How’s count spakular [Will] being getting on?
- Will – I have never put my penis in a lady.
- Jay’s dad – Women are like fairground rides, fucking mental!
- Neil – Can one of you’s help me I think she might be a two man job.
- Simon’s dad – I think me and your mum noshed one up in the shed once.
- Will – Feisty one you are.
- Jay – I can’t believe you lost the muff wagon.
- Friend!
- Brilliant!
Due to the amount of epic Jay one-liners here is his own little section. You can also add your own in the comments section further down the page.
Alright benders, you missed me then.- If there’s grass on the pich, play ball.
- He shoot’s, he scores, right up the vag.
- I’m off to find the clunge.
- There’s a whole world of pussy out there.
- The gash isn’t going to fuck itself you know.
- Bus wankers!
- Morning benders, jump in the minge mobile.
- I’m off for a quick tug.
- Wait for the gash to form an orderly queue.
- To the pussay!
- She’d definitely get it, right up the bumhole.
Here is a great video with some top scenes for your viewing pleasure. Click the play button to watch the video now.
If you still love the program and want to watch it again you can buy the DVD or watch out for repeats shown on E4 (Sky channel 136).
More About The Show
It began in 2008, and was shown on E4. Damon Beesley and Iain Morris were the two geniuses who created and wrote the program. A total of 3 series were made, each consisting of 6 episodes. Peak viewing figures came as the program reached it’s conclusion with the last 2 episodes both receiving just over 3.7m viewers. In the summer of 2011 The Inbetweeners Movie hit cinemas. It carried on very much in the style of the TV series and sticking the winning recipe paid off, the film was awesome!
All images are unique screendumps from a variety of episodes. All content copyright of respective owners.
Post first published 24 October 2011.
About Author: Chris. I am a full-time writer, blogging on a variety of websites. I love comedy and enjoy posting about it every week.
