Funny Valentine Poems, Jokes & Quotes

Welcome lovely person to this page full of funnies on the topic of Valentine’s Day, if you want to have a giggle and jokes about the big romatic day here are some little nuggets for you.Funny Valentine Poems

Funny Valentine Day Poems / Rhymes

  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I want to try anal
    Here is some lube
  • Your smile is so bright
    It lights up my life
    Now please change channel
    You’re watching some shite
  • My poems are crap
    But I tried my best
    Thats all I can do
    For my little love nest

Silly Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.

What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up.

What do squirrels give on Valentine’s Day?

Famous Quotes

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” (David Bissonette)

“Men aren’t necessities, they are luxuries.” (Cher)

“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” (Fulton J. Sheen)


If you are young and not experienced with this special special occasion here are some Don’t Do’s! Enjoy.


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5 old thoughts on “Funny Valentine Poems, Jokes & Quotes”.
  1. wickedshizuku27 says:

    I liked the silly joke and quote sections. The video was direct, but very pretentious while having a few good points.

  2. inkiPOP1 says:

    Hehe. Most of these are quite cute. With valentines fast-approaching, some might actually use these for fun. :-)

  3. sdsnook says:

    Cher is so right on!! hahahahaa luxury!

  4. am.nevida says:

    Roses are blue,
    violets are unicorns,
    this poem makes no sense, refrigerator.

  5. maripereira says:

    Hah, I was making some valentines cards for my friends as a joke and was running out of ideas. Now I can include these! I’ve read this one somewhere and it made me laugh out loud, so I figured I’d share.

    “Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poems are hard
    So is my penis”