Michael McIntyre is a massively popular UK stand-up comedian, he has some great jokes, funny stories, silly floppy hair and can do a scarily good high pitch voice.
He has a couple of highly rated stand-up DVDs out including Live & Laughing 2008 and Hello Wembley 2009, well worth buying or borrowing from a mate to watch (and not just once!).
Quotes and video of him doing stand-up:
“Normally you have news, weather and travel…..but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.” Talking about the heavy snow in Britain.
“They had to ask spain I think, they’ve had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it’s Gordon Brown phoning up going ‘pass the salt’ (says in deep voice)”
“So you’re mother? Nice to put a name to a face.” Talking about when a baby girl is born
“I’m glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it’s not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.”
“You have to come up with this shit every year. Last week I just wrote ‘I still love you, see last years card for full details’” Talking about Valentines Day
“My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with…she read hers out and there were no surprises…1 George Clooney…2 Brad Pitt etc…I thought ‘Ive got the better deal here’…1 Your sister”
“I’ve got a little baby, I made him…He doesn’t speak, he’s 2…He’s a slow learner, he’s only got 2 words…car and map…I’m slightly worried he’s trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!”
He’s a very funny guy so lets hope there is lots more quality new material from him over the coming years. And if you want to watch his full stand up routines worth seeing him live or buying one of his popular DVDs, including Live & Laughing 2008 or Hello Wembley 2009 available from all good retailers of course!
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March 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
haaaaaa my favourite fucking funny !!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
WHOO! MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN EVER!!!
June 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
fuinny s*** i wish michael would come to my area
August 21st, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I bloody love michael! He’s sooooo funny and posh! love you michael!
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August 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Excellent comedy!
September 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I was standing behind a man in Starbucks the other day, he was ordering ‘a tall, skinny black Americano’ I said “what are you ordering, coffee or a President?” – from his Off the Kerb ’seagull gig’ at Bristol Hippdrome
October 14th, 2009 at 10:51 am
The man himself has another DVD being released in November 2009, just in time for xmas! You can read about it on this page http://www.thehumorblog.com/best-comedy-dvds-standup/562/
October 28th, 2009 at 12:22 am
lol i went to see him earlier tonight on the first of his Newcastle gigs and he was awesome! every one of his jokes were funny. i was laughing so hard. there were t-shirts for sale with his quotes on them. they were: i am utterly car-parked; i’m absolutely gazeboed; skipping is magnificent; i have a man-drawer; and laugh snort snot sneeze. lolz
October 30th, 2009 at 8:16 am
They’re not *his* jokes.
He has a team of writers how script them for him.
December 25th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I love Michael Mcintyre, I wish I could be him.
January 11th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
We’ve just updated this page, now with 3 videos and information about his DVD releases. Enjoy my funny little babushka friends!
January 12th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Ha ha, love Michael! I have hello wembley, it was soooooo funnnnyyyyyyy