Michael McIntyre is a massively popular UK stand-up comedian, he has some great jokes, funny stories, silly floppy hair and can do a scarily good high pitch voice.
He has a couple of highly rated stand-up DVDs out including Live & Laughing 2008 and Hello Wembley 2009, well worth buying or borrowing from a mate to watch (and not just once!).
Quotes and video of him doing stand-up:
- Normally you have news, weather and travel…..but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. Talking about the heavy snow in Britain.
- They had to ask spain I think, they’ve had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it’s Gordon Brown phoning up going ‘pass the salt’ (says in deep voice)
- So you’re mother? Nice to put a name to a face. Talking about when a baby girl is born
- I’m glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it’s not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.
- You have to come up with this shit every year. Last week I just wrote ‘I still love you, see last years card for full details’ Talking about Valentines Day
- My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with…she read hers out and there were no surprises…1 George Clooney…2 Brad Pitt etc…I thought ‘Ive got the better deal here’…1 Your sister
- I’ve got a little baby, I made him…He doesn’t speak, he’s 2…He’s a slow learner, he’s only got 2 words…car and map…I’m slightly worried he’s trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!
- All we really require is 1 drawer, that is all men want, 1 drawer, this is not a drawer we will pick out early. A drawer will become available, we will tentatively enquire as to it’s usage, “darling this drawer here, can I have this drawer for me?”..Yes I think you can…good this will be my man drawer!!
Here are some clips of him from YouTube, enjoy.
He’s a very funny guy so lets hope there is lots more quality new material from him over the coming years. Want to see more? If you want to watch his full stand up routines worth seeing him live or buying one of his popular DVDs, including Live & Laughing 2008 or Hello Wembley 2009 available from all good retailers of course! Here is a carousel of various releases of his.
Want to watch Michael live?
You can see his current available tour dates on the Ticketmaster website. Well worth watching live.
Post first published 16 February 2009.
About Author: Chris. I am a full-time writer, blogging on a variety of websites. I love comedy and enjoy posting about it every week.
haaaaaa my favourite fucking funny !!
WHOO! MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN EVER!!!
fuinny s*** i wish michael would come to my area
I bloody love michael! He’s sooooo funny and posh! love you michael!
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Excellent comedy!
I was standing behind a man in Starbucks the other day, he was ordering ‘a tall, skinny black Americano’ I said “what are you ordering, coffee or a President?” – from his Off the Kerb ‘seagull gig’ at Bristol Hippdrome
lol i went to see him earlier tonight on the first of his Newcastle gigs and he was awesome! every one of his jokes were funny. i was laughing so hard. there were t-shirts for sale with his quotes on them. they were: i am utterly car-parked; i’m absolutely gazeboed; skipping is magnificent; i have a man-drawer; and laugh snort snot sneeze. lolz
They’re not *his* jokes.
He has a team of writers how script them for him.
I love Michael Mcintyre, I wish I could be him.
We’ve just updated this page, now with 3 videos and information about his DVD releases. Enjoy my funny little babushka friends!
Ha ha, love Michael! I have hello wembley, it was soooooo funnnnyyyyyyy
Well,
I’d like to see the script writerss tell the jokes as good as him.
Michael is HILARIOUS!
Micheal Mcintyre you funny funny Man. His Quotes and Jokes just stick in my head aha Goin to see him at Book signing this Month carn’t wait
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i like it when he talks to the audience
I went to his book singing, such a nice guy
His book is amazing !
heeeeelllloooo wembley!!!
Michale is so funny! I went to see a few of his shows! They were all very funny! I have got his Autograph, it is in my Autograph book on which i hold many other Autographs such as mcfly, Taylor Lautner and Jhonny Depp! I do so hope to see his him if a new show is due!
P.S – The name shown above is my Genuine name!
I don’t think he dose have script writers, otherwise he wouldn’t be a stand-up comedian (The ones who think of jokes on the spot)
he doesnt have a team of writers like npfiii said, he creates them all himself, he’s always busy
hes not funny and he doesnt hav scrip writers if he does tehre really bad ones cos they would just tell him to go on stage wave his hair about scip and shout. next time u watch him insted of just laffing cos everyone else is think about the joke its not really funny is it?
i absolutely love michael mcintyre
his jokes are not offensive or rude so he is sutiable for all the family…
My fave comedian by far !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love you Michael!!!!!!!!!1
He is my favourite comedian, cos not only is he hilarious he is sososo camp and posh which i find very sexy ;D
I love Michael he is soo funny, he has me in stiches everytime i see him. His face says it all lol. I really want to go and see him on his 2012 tour!!! Love you Michael!!!! =] xx
Rebekahmay Lousia Annalicia – OMG you are sooo lucky!!!!!!!!!! x
michael is sooo funny he is fully of joy and makes people laugh a lot
i like the gym joke as it makes me laugh soo much I start to get tears in my eyes
sick as fuck
Keir
Actually his jokes are funny and I don’t pay attention to the audience laughing I listen to him and I laugh when he says something funny not when the audience laugh and I’m sure a lot of other people are the same. Plus the audience wouldn’t be laughing unless he made them
Michael McIntyre love you !!!!! xx
i love the last joke and the first joke they made me litrally ROFL
your so funny , but on brits got talent your EVEN better haaha
michael you are hilarious!!! could watch you all day!!!