Comments on: Dirty Limericks – Adult Themed Limericks

By: George

George — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:31:16 +0000

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her kurds and whey
along came a spider and sat down beside her
and said “YO Bitch! how much for a blow job?”

By: George

George — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 02:51:39 +0000

my limericks that i created:

There once was a Man named Obama.
Who ate a really nasty vagina
But the Whore that he ate, had syphillis on her taint,
And now he is the President of the United States
HOLY SHIT! ha ha ha (my new limerick)

There once was a man named Osama;
Who could not hide from the bombs of Obama;
Till one day when seals came to play;
who then blew his but up to Mohammad.

Tweedle dee, tweedle dumb
They could not carry anymore rum
So they hired me to run that rum
but i drank it until i cummed,
all over that Puerto rican Bum

Jack be nible;
jack be quick;
jack jumped over the candlestick;
but oops he slipped upon the stick;
which went up his ass, and now he is
jack be queer with a candlestick in his ass.

Mary who is 21 yrs old had a little lamb
who’s fleece was white as snow
then one day the whore came to play
and i fucked her all day like a whore

there was once a woman named Tracy
who took too much extacy;
As i laid down beside her;
my prick slipped inside her
she then screams like a banshee;
(put it in the wrong hole)

Hairy hairy sweet little cherry
how i wander how old you are
twas a blessing to lick your taint
I shall taste you again in the morning

Hairy hairy sweet little cherry
how i wander how old you are
twas a mistake to lick your taint
now im hell a mournin.

By: DEZZY

DEZZY — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:08:30 +0000

this little boy named dog swalloew a frog, but than his mother saidthat it was a log,but afther a party he sung a song, wich he stole from a grounghog,they found out it was grounghogs day on th same day as his birthday.

By: jadhav

jadhav — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:06:59 +0000

There was a girl named clair.
Her body was completely covered with hair.
It was quite a fun,
to poke her with one’s gun.
You know, her quimmy may be anywhere!

By: Gary Guddal

Gary Guddal — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:44:08 +0000

I once knew a girl from Wheeling,Who had a particular feeling,She laid on her back and tickled her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling

By: Jadhav

Jadhav — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 05:23:15 +0000

There was a girl from Exeter
So beautiful, that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave,
to take out and wave,
distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

By: Jadhav

Jadhav — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 05:20:14 +0000

Tired of her husband’s great mass,
newly wed stuffed her vagina with glass.
Prick of her hubby
is now short and stubby.
For wife, she can piss through her ass.

By: Jadhav

Jadhav — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 13:58:49 +0000

There was a girl from Sydney.
She could take it right up to her kedney.
But a guy from Qubeck,
shoved it up to her neck.
He had a long one, didn’t he?

By: Lew Brereton

Lew Brereton — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 07:30:25 +0000

My limeric ;D

There once was a man from china
Who wanted to have a vagina
So he sat on a rock
And cut off his cock
And now he’s got a manjina.

By: nkdgblihr

nkdgblihr — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:18:22 +0000

There once was a gay boy name Levar.
Who fuck mike in the back of the car.
the horn went beep.
they both went skeet.
and now they can’twalkon there feet.