Classic One Line Jokes – 5 Very Funny Jokes

Here is a collection of 5 classic One Line Jokes. You may have heard them before but they are still incredibly funny!

Q: What is slimy, cold, long and smells a bit like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass

Q: Where can you find a one legged dog?
A: Where you last left it

Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry

Q: Why are men like cars?
A: They pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming

Check out our Jokes Category for even more collections of funny jokes!


Post first published 09 January 2009.
AvatarAbout Author: Chris. I am a full-time writer, blogging on a variety of websites. I love comedy and enjoy posting about it every week.

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  1. Paige and Elli  November 22nd, 2010

    The last joke was the best as me n elli pissed r selves laughing joking well were in school so got to go tra love you lee evans !!!!! xxx

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