Here is a collection of 5 classic One Line Jokes. You may have heard them before but they are still incredibly funny!
Q: What is slimy, cold, long and smells a bit like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: Where can you find a one legged dog?
A: Where you last left it
Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry
Q: Why are men like cars?
A: They pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
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Post first published 09 January 2009.
About Author: Chris. I am a full-time writer, blogging on a variety of websites. I love comedy and enjoy posting about it every week.
The last joke was the best as me n elli pissed r selves laughing joking well were in school so got to go tra love you lee evans !!!!! xxx