Invented by funny man Steve Coogan the character Alan Partridge is a TV and Radio Presenter. He has graced our screens and airwaves since the early 90′s. From BBC Radio 4, on to TV and then in 2008 on to stage when Steve did a live tour with Partridge making an appearance, where he has became a life coach.

On this page we have a collection of funny video clips and some of his most famous lines. If you want to feed your love of Alan you can buy the different series on DVD or get the box set for £17.99, alternatively Coogan has a DVD called the complete collection which also features other characters he has done.

Collection of Quotes:

• “Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So…thanks”
• “Smell my cheese, you mother!”
• “Oh, butter my arse!”
• “That’s Gash”
• “Is he gonna get any petrol? No he’s using the forecourt to turn around… he thinks he’s Rod Stewart!”
• “I’ve been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one.”
• “BANG! I’m James Bond”
• “Lynn I’m not coming to your baptist church! They always get people when they’re down.”

Funny Videos:

Have we missed any funnies you like? Feel free to add your favorites in the comments section below!

Jason Manford is probably best known for being on the comedy panel show 8 Out Of 10 Cats, hosted by Jimmy Carr, but he is mainly a stand-up comedian.

He hasn’t been around for too many years but is already a very popular comedian. He talks about topical things and the general things blokes talk about (like football!), with a great sense of humour. Jason’s first DVD Live At Manchester Apollo is very highly rated and can be picked up at bargain prices!

Here are some of his funniest jokes + videos:

How he looks – “what’s this fat Michael Owen doing”

Talking about footballers – “you’re on 60grand a week, if I think your a nobhead, I’ll tell ya!”

Weather – “the weather in Manchester, it’s like the muslims in iraq, it’s either Sunni or it’s Shiite”

Tickets are free – “is anybody in from Liverpool? Oh right thought we might have priced you out”

About the recession – “i’ve seen you before, you used to work at Woolworths, nowhere to take that pick’n'mix knowledge is there”

Money – “I’ve stopped tipping, not flytipping, I’ll always do that”

About tipping when eating out – “another problem you’ve got is you can’t give an adult a pound, you may as well go ‘there you go mate get yourself some sweets’.”

Videos

To appreciate any comedian at their best you have to watch them. Here are 2 videos of Jason in action when he appeared on Live At The Apollo back in 2007, the third is from Michael McIntyres Comedy roadshow. Very funny material.

If you want to learn more about Jason, find out tour dates, read news and more check out his website jasonmanford.com, you will also find him on Facebook and MySpace.

Image source: screenshot from video.

Here are 5 pictures of a variety of different funny signs from different locations. First thing that are you are thinking – are they real? Maybe, but who cares take a peek and have a little giggle.

Please be safe. “If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick”.

Credit: tenioman

Restrooms are that way.

Credit: mediaguru

Church sign. Such a bunch of jokers!

Credit: au_tiger1/flickr

Unexpected road ahead.

Credit: celebdu

Caution. Sharp edges. Good of them to alert people.

Credit: lissjasmin

We love publishing quality stuff like this so if you have more great bits and pieces like this that we can put on the website get in touch. Keep the funny pics coming in!

Thanks to the magic of Flickr for supplying these bad boys.