Knock Knock Jokes are generally pretty crap. Not funny, not clever, nothing. But when you’re drunk they can sometimes seem a little bit funny, and if you like to partake in the old social drug usage these will seem incredibly funny! Here are the best knock knock jokes I know, enjoy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alvin
Alvin who?
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spit on mish
Spit on mish who?
Ok (then you spit on their shoe)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amory
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Yes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan you should know who it is
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who
Who, who?
You don’t who, owls do!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
These are probably the best knock knock jokes out there, so if none of these made you chuckle then there is only one thing to do. Go buy a crate of your favorite tipple, get yourself merry and come back in a couple of hours – then they will be funny!
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Post first published 13 February 2009.
About Author: Chris. I am a full-time writer, blogging on a variety of websites. I love comedy and enjoy posting about it every week.
