7 Of The Best Funny Limericks

Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks:

There once was a man called Reg,
Who went with a girl in a hedge,
Along came his wife,
With a big carving knife,
And cut off his meat and two veg!

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint,
All shades of the spectrum,
Flowed out of his rectum,
With a colourful lack of restraint!

There once was a man from Kanass,
His nuts were made out of brass,
In stormy weather,
They’d clack together,
And lightning shot out his ass!

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there,
They asked for a fare,
So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it!

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket Nan took it!

A chap who lived in New Guinea,
Was known as a silly young ninny,
He utterly lacked,
Good judgment and tacked,
For he told a fat girl she was skinny!

There was a young lady from Vanvaper,
Who wiped her butt with brown paper,
Though the paper was thin,
So her fingers slipped in,
She no longer used that brown paper!

These are a bit saucy and not safe for kids, just the way it should be on this website!

If you have any more good limericks you are welcome to post them in the section below. Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good.

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