Here is a collection of comedian Andy Parsons quotes and clips. You may have seen him on ‘Mock The Week’, ‘Live at the Apollo’ and making various other TV guest appearances. He also does live stand up shows (read our review) and has a DVD titled Britains Got Idiots.
Focusing on political subjects Andy has a very unique and natural style as you can see in the video clips below.
Funny Quotes
- “Combined bus and cycle lanes, what a crap idea that is! It would be like having a path in the jungle for walkers and lions.”
- “We now have an advertisement campaign, please ask ‘is this your bag’ to stop unattended packages, quite who you’re supposed to ask ‘is this your bag’ to if the package is genuinely unnatended…”
- (talking about Gordon Brown) “This is the man who still believes we live in a much safer world without Saddam Hussein, a world where you could get on a train, see an unattended package, and think ‘crikey im having that’”
- (talking about Sarah Palin) “She is the stupid mans donut”
- “We are no longer allowed to incite hatred against lesbians, gays and transgenders, but it’s ok we can still make jokes about them, which is lucky isn’t it, especially when it comes to transgenders, if you take a lady home and find out she’s got a cock, you wanna be able to have a bloody good laugh about it!”
Video Clips
Here are some great short vids of the man himself in action.
Brilliant clip of Andy fluffing a joke, the crowd does its best to wind him up!
Is this your bag? Clip from Mock The Week.
Watch out for more great content by Andy in the future. Don’t forget to also read our review of one of his live performances in his 2009 tour, and checkout the Britains Got Idiots DVD as well, links at the top of the page.
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