Feel like annoying people? Someone at work you don’t like and feel like annoying them on their break just for the crack of it? Here’s how….
Here are 10 easy and quick ways to annoy people:
- 1. Leave the copy machine settings to: reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 97 copies.
- 2. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think”.
- 3. Practice making fax and modem noises and keep making them randomly.
- 4. Invent stupid nonsense computer jargon in conversation, see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- 5. Disassemble your ink pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- 6. Drum on your desk and every available surface with your hands.
- 7. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- 8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk, preferably really close to people.
- 9. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
- 10. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
You’ve got to have balls to carry out these actions to annoy people! Do you know any other funny ways to annoy people?
That’s awesome and helpful !!!